Thursday, December 20, 2007

GOOD KING BISCUITLAS LOOKED DOWN, UPON THE FLOWER HOUR...

Behold, the playlist for the 2nd Annual Wow & Flutter Christmas Disrespectacular! (And I'm proud to say, a show which carries on the holiday tradition of getting a single, offended call - not that I'm so bothered, particularly as it was one from a fellow programmer, a woman who seems to think of herself as Coast Community Radio's fucking den mother or something and really should mind her own goddamned fucking business about what's appropriate late-night radio fare and what's not, especially since she used more profanity in her phone call than the track in question, and if it's the political incorrectness factor you're worried about, cookie, bear in mind that sarcastic commentary about Chanukah could be construed as anti-Semitic from a WASP or someone similar but is perfectly fine coming from a member of the Chosen People, not to mention a guy deeply beloved of our oh-so-liberal listenership, y'dig? Ah, yes, all I want for Christmas is some thicker skin...)

WOW & FLUTTER, EPISODE #000051 (DECEMBER 19, 2007):

1. "Little Mary Christmas" - Roger Christian
2. "Christmas With Satan" - James White and the Blacks
3. "One Christmas Catalogue" - Captain Sensible One Christmas
4. "Christmas Isn't Safe For Animals" - Of Montreal
5. "I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas" - the Goons
6. "Christmas Time is Here" - Belle & Sebastian
7. "White Christmas" - Melt-Banana
8. "Message From a Jew" - Jon Stewart
9. "Christmas Time" - Chris Stamey
10. "Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile" - Heather Noel
11. "No Xmas for John Key (Peel Session)" - the Fall
12. "Jingle Bell Rock" - the Fall
13. "I Wanna Be a King of Orient Aah!" - Elastica
14. "Everywhere It's Christmas (1966 Christmas Fan-Club Record)" - the Beatles
15. "Santa Claus" - the Sonics
16. "Hey Lord" - Suicide
17. "Kung Fu Christmas" - National Lampoon
18. "Don't Fear the Reindeer" - the Ramblin' Ambassadors
19. "It Just Wouldn't Be Christmas" - the Loud Family
20. "Queen's Message/Christmas With Conviction" - from On the Hour (Chris Morris, Rebecca Front, Patrick Marber, Steve Coogan, Queen Elizabeth II)
21. "Little Drummer Boy" - Shawn Lee's Ping Pong
22. "Parade of Wooden Soldiers" - Esquivel
23. "Jingle Bells" - Christmas at the Devil's House
24. "Batman: The Lost Christmas Episode" - Kevin & Bean (featuring Adam West)
25. "I Wish You a Merry Christmas" - Big Dee Irwin & Little Eva
26. "All I Wanted for Christmas Was My Braces Off" - Kid606
27. "Your Christmas Whiskey" - the Minus 5
28. "A Christmas Carol" - Tom Lehrer
29. "Santa Claus Likes Rich Kids Better" - Young and Sexy
30. "Father Christmas" - the Kinks
31. "Trim Your Tree" - Asylum Street Spankers
32. "Evil Santa" - National Lampoon (Bill Murray, Gilda Radner)
33. "Blue Christmas" - Low
34. "First Snowfall" - Coctails
35. "Holiday Mood" - the Apples in Stereo
36. "Oh Holy Night" - John Fahey
37. "Deck the Halls" - Bermuda Tree Frogs

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A VERY SPECIAL PROGRAM...

...in that, as fill-in host for this week's "Short Attention Span Radio," I opted to take the show's name literally; there are no songs that exceed three minutes below. (Well, okay, #12 and 23 [ooooh] pass that mark by a few seconds each, but that's only because I was actually fulfilling listener requests. Listener requests other than "get the fuck off the air, you stuttering mugwump," even.)

SHORT ATTENTION SPAN RADIO (DECEMBER 17, 2007):

1. "Break My Body" - the Pixies
2. "What Do I Get?" - the Buzzcocks
3. "Poupèe De Cire, Poupèe De Son" - France Gall
4. "William, It Was Really Nothing" - the Smiths
5. "America the Beautiful" - D.O.A.
6. "Struktur II" - Karlheinz Stockhausen
7. "Aerosol Burns" - Essential Logic
8. "Is This the Dream" - the Zombies
9. "Games" - the Minutemen
10. "Mansard Roof" - Vampire Weekend
11. "Paper" - Talking Heads
12. "(I'm) Stranded" - the Saints
13. "Deputy Dan Has No Friends" - the Firesign Theatre
14. "Odorono" - the Who
15. "No-Input Mixing Board #6" - Toshinaru Nakamura
16. "Rambler Song" - Shellac
17. "The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory" - Guided by Voices
18. "It's Looking Good" - the Rutles
19. "Ghetto Soul" - Ike Turner & the Kings of Rhythm
20. "City Hobgoblins" - the Fall
21. "Harlem Nocturne" - Flat Duo Jets
22. "Noisy Summer" - the Raveonettes
23. "There is an End" - the Greenhornes w/ Holly Golightly
24. "Post-Ivy League Depression" - Hella
25. "Jabberwocky" - the Jean-Paul Sartre Experience
26. "Ham & Eggs 99c" - Death of Samantha
27. "At the Lost & Found" - Marine Research
28. "Living in a Jungle" - the Chills
29. "Wild Honey Pie" - Das Damen
30. "Shortnin' Bread" - the Hellcows
31. "How Do I Know" - Akron/Family
32. "Struktur VI" - Karlheinz Stockhausen
33. "Junior Partners" - Sloan
34. "Getting Ahead in the Lucrative Field of Artist Management" - U.N.K.L.E.
35. "The Day the Rain Came Down" - Felt
36. "Grace" - Look Blue Go Purple
37. "The Inmost Light" - Current 93
38. "Rocket 88" - Jackie Brentson with Ike Turner
39. "Public Service Announcement" - the Credibility Gap
40. "Who Says (It's Good to Be Alive)?" - Richard Hell and the Voidoids
41. "I Kicked a Boy" - the Sundays
42. "The Napkin Song" - Thin White Rope
43. "Exactly What We Don't Want to Hear" - Game Theory
44. "Slushy" - the Vaselines
45. "Rilkean Heart" - Cocteau Twins
46. "I Married a Monster From Outer Space" - John Cooper Clarke
47. "From a Window to a Screen" - the dB's
48. "Beaten to the Punch" - Elvis Costello
49. "Charlie Freak" - Steely Dan
50. "So Hot (Wash Away All My Tears)" - Spacemen 3
51. "Hail Our Web" - Saccharine Trust
52. "That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate" - Mission of Burma

OH, STORMY...

And here's the show I did in the aftermath of the worst storm the northern Oregon/southern Washington coast has seen for some time. Nothing out of the ordinary, other than having to do it with a single, generator-run light for illumination, which was fine because it kept me from seeing the giant elm that had fallen mere inches from the KMUN air room and loomed ominously outside the window as I broadcast. And after driving through downtown Astoria late that night, I regretted not having a copy of the Specials' "Ghost Town" with me, though #23 (ooooh) below seemed appropriate on both sides of the em dash. An auspicious way to celebrate my 50th show, eh wot?

WOW & FLUTTER, EPISODE #000050 (DECEMBER 5, 2007):

1. "Toad Away" - the Firesign Theatre
2. "Wey Wey Hep a Hole" - the Soft Boys
3. "Tally Ho!" - the Clean
4. "What in the World" - David Bowie
5. "I Just Sing" - the Troggs
6. "Calvary Cross" - Richard Thompson
7. "Loved Ones" - Christmas
8. "Waving My Arms in the Air" - Syd Barrett
9. "New Face in Hell" - the Fall
10. "Sailing to Byzantium" - Liars
11. "Death of Mary, Queen of Scots" - Monty Python
12. "Citadel" - Redd Kross
13. "No Warning Given" - Wire
14. "Dreamscape" - Head & Leg
15. "Pump It Up" - Mudhoney
16. "Dr. Luther's Assistant" - Elvis Costello
17. "Scatterbrain" - the Birthday Party
18. "Crabwalk" - Everything But the Girl
19. "Dolphins" - Fred Neil
20. "The Sign" - Mountain Goats
21. "Phone Calls From Americans (1)" - Albert Brooks
22. "Black Diamond" - the Replacements
23. "Cold Rain" - Screaming Trees
24. "Phone Calls From Americans (2)" - Albert Brooks
25. "Can't Stop the Show" - Stan Ridgway
26. "Revolution Blues" - Neil Young
27. "Lettuce" - That Petrol Emotion
28. "The Lost Glider" - National Lampoon (Bob Dryden, Ed Subitsky)
29. "The Pleasant Kind" - Eric Matthews
30. "Telstar" - Portsmouth Sinfonia
31. "Can't Get Enough of You Baby" - ? and the Mysterians
32. "Two Dozen Lousy Hours" - Tall Dwarfs
33. "Delia's Psychedelian Waltz" - Delia Darbyshire
34. "23rd Dub" - Lee "Scratch" Perry
35. "Speedway" - Alan Vega
36. "Bananafishbones" - the Cure
37. "Vaseline" - Elastica

Monday, December 17, 2007

SCHNUCK ON THIS, SCHNEEP:

Time to catch up once again on some missed playlist uploads, especially since there's two new shows from me this week... First, my Thanksgiving-eve broadcast, featuring the talents of my brudda Bob (who I'd have co-host every show if I could), and also either the last weekly W&F or the first bi-weekly W&F, depending on your point of view. Shame, too, that the show was shortened to seven minutes this week, but some of the stuff that followed was pretty good, too...

WOW & FLUTTER, EPISODE #000049 (NOVEMBER 21, 2007):
1. "Field Day for the Sundays" - Wire
2. "Roses" - the Magnetic Fields
3. "In Orbit" - Komeda
4. "I Like Food" - the Descendents
5. "Canon" - Otomo Yoshilde
6. "Shard" - Game Theory
7. "Hot Poop" - the Mothers of Invention
8. "You Suffer" - Napalm Death
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9. coming up later on Coast Community Radio...
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FOLKWIT, WITH JIMMY MAGRUDER:
10. Terrence Rodd intro
11. "Apocalypse Express" - Judee Sill
12. "The Magpie's Nest" - Alasdair Roberts
13. "Who By Fire" - Leonard Cohen
14. Terrence Rodd interview
15. "Chorus of the Lowland Burrowing Treefrog (Pternohyla Fodiens)" - North American Frogs
16. Terrence Rodd punch-up
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17. Community Clipboard
18. "Jazz" - Paul F. Tompkins
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I'M OK, YOU'RE UK, WITH CLIVE CHIVELY AND BRUCE WING-D'ANGDOO:
19. "Mind Your Own Business" - the Delta 5
20. "Truth to Tell" - Some Now Are
21. "That Fink, Jazz - Me - Blues - Boys" - Marine Girls
22. "Control Addict" - Cabaret Voltaire
23. "Here It Comes" - Meat Whiplash
24. "Inconsequential Thought" - Keith John Adams
25. "Steam Fist Futurist" - Andy Partridge
26. "For All We Know" - Grab Grab The Haddock
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27. SBAMA PSA (incorporating "A Taste of Honey" - Martin Denny)
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NEON MEATE DREAM OF AN OCTAFISH, WITH TWO INDIVIDUALS WHO WOULD PREFER NOT TO GIVE THEIR NAMES, BECAUSE IF YOU WERE TRULY HIP AND TUNED-IN, YOU'D KNOW ALREADY:
28. "Lake of Fire (Memories)" - Nels Cline/Wally Shoup/Chris Corsano
29. "Your Other Man (Secret Frequency Crew Remix)" - Jandek
30. "Suffer Bomb Damage" - The Dead C
31. "Mind Yer Altar"/"Another Movement" - Truman's Water
33. "Well-Oiled, Track 2" - Hash Jar Tempo
34. "Black Sambo Pancakes" - Murray Roman
35. "Mr. Whipple Commercial Goes Wrong" - National Lampoon (Michael O'Donoghue etc.) 36. "Machines" - Lothar and the Hand People
37. "Left Out" - Grimble Grumble
38. "Fracas on West St." - Cleaners From Venus
39. "+/-" - Ryoji Ikeda
40. "Invisible Touch" (excerpt) - Genesis